I'm An Actor - It's Not Brain

When He Reached The New World, Cortés Burned His Ships. As A Result His Crew Was Well-motivated.

I Met My Wife Through Playing Golf. She Is French And Couldn't Speak English And I Couldn't Speak French, So There Was Little Chance Of Us Getting Involved In Any Boring Conversations - That's Why We Got Married Really Quickly.

Personally I Give Us . . . One Chance Of Three.

I Still Pay Full Tax When I Work In England And The Same When I Work In America.

I Unfortunately Don't Speak French, But My Wife Is Now Fluent In English, Which Really Reflects Rather Badly On Me.