A Man's Idee In A Card Game

Th' First Thing To Have In A Libry Is A Shelf. Fr'm Time To Time This Can Be Decorated With Lithrachure. But Th' Shelf Is Th' Main Thing.

Meditation Is A Gift Confined To Unknown Philosophers And Cows. Others Don't Begin To Think Till They Begin To Talk Or Write.

Most Vegetarians Look So Much Like The Food They Eat That They Can Be Classified As Cannibals.

A Mormon Is A Man That Has The Bad Taste And The Religion To Do What A Good Many Other People Are Restrained From Doing By Conscientious Scruples And The Police.

You Can Lade A Man Up To Th' University, But Ye Can't Make Him Think.