Don't Jump On A Man Unless He

Many A Man That Couldn't Direct Ye To Th' Drug Store On Th' Corner When He Was Thirty Will Get A Respectful Hearin' When Age Has Further Impaired His Mind.

Stories Are Meant To Comfort The Afflicted, And Afflict The Comfortable.

Drink Never Made A Man Better, But It Has Made Many A Man Think He Was Better.

Meditation Is A Gift Confined To Unknown Philosophers And Cows. Others Don't Begin To Think Till They Begin To Talk Or Write.

When The American People Get Through With The English Language, It Will Look As If It Had Been Run Over By A Musical Comedy.