Don't Jump On A Man Unless He

The World Is Not Growing Worse And It Is Not Growing Better - It Is Just Turning Around As Usual.

Many A Man That Couldn't Direct Ye To Th' Drug Store On Th' Corner When He Was Thirty Will Get A Respectful Hearin' When Age Has Further Impaired His Mind.

One Of The Strangest Things About Life Is That The Poor, Who Need The Money The Most, Are The Ones That Never Have It.

It Is More Comfortable To Feel That We Are A Slight Improvement On A Monkey Than Such A Fallin' Off From The Angels.

A Fanatic Is A Man That Does What He Thinks The Lord Would Do If He Knew The Facts Of The Case.