Don't Jump On A Man Unless He

If Ye Live Enough Befure Thirty Ye Won't Care To Live At All Afther Fifty.

When The American People Get Through With The English Language, It Will Look As If It Had Been Run Over By A Musical Comedy.

The American Nation In The Sixth Ward Is A Fine People; They Love The Eagle - On The Back Of A Dollar.

No Matter Whether The Constitution Follows The Flag Or Not, The Supreme Court Follows The Election Returns.

Stories Are Meant To Comfort The Afflicted, And Afflict The Comfortable.