Don't Jump On A Man Unless He

If A Man Is Wise, He Gets Rich An' If He Gets Rich, He Gets Foolish, Or His Wife Does. That's What Keeps The Money Movin' Around.

The Wise People Are In New York Because The Foolish Went There First, That's The Way The Wise Men Make A Living.

Vice Goes Along Way Towards Making Life Bearable. A Little Vice Now And Then Is Relished By The Best Of Men.

If Ye Live Enough Befure Thirty Ye Won't Care To Live At All Afther Fifty.

The Past Always Looks Better Than It Was; It's Only Pleasant Because It Isn't Here.