A Man Will Go To War, Fight

Men Would Like Monogamy Better If It Sounded Less Like Monotony.

My Husband Gave Me A Necklace. It's Fake. I Requested Fake. Maybe I'm Paranoid, But In This Day And Age, I Don't Want Something Around My Neck That's Worth More Than My Head.

Someday I Want To Be Rich. Some People Get So Rich They Lose All Respect For Humanity. That's How Rich I Want To Be.

The Closest I Ever Came To A Menage-a-trois Was When I Dated A Schizophrenic.

I Knew So Little About Money I Used To Sign My Check, "love, Rita."