A Man Will Go To War, Fight

I Jogged For Three Miles Once. It Was The Worst Three Hours Of My Life.

The Older Theory Was, Marry An Older Man Because They're More Mature. But The New Theory Is Men Don't Mature. Marry A Younger One.

Life Is Tough Enough Without Having Someone Kick You From The Inside.

All Men Look Nerdy In Black Socks And Sandals.

Buying Something On Sale Is A Very Special Feeling. In Fact, The Less I Pay For Something, The More It Is Worth To Me.