A Man Will Go To War, Fight

I Had The Most Boring Office Job In The World...i Used To Clean The Windows On Envelopes.

I Get A Lot Of Return Business. I Think It's All Those Years I Put In Traveling Around The Country; People Saw Me Before And Had A Good Time So They Want To See Me Again.

All Men Are Afraid Of Eyelash Curlers. They Don't Understand Them, And They Don't Want To Get Near Them. I Sleep With One Under My Pillow, Instead Of A Gun.

Human Nature Is Largely Something That Has To Be Overcome.

You Know It's Love When You Want To Keep Holding Hands Even After You're Sweaty.