What Do Hookers Do On Their Nights

San Francisco Is Really Fun And Liberal, And It's My Kind Of Politics. It's Like Being Jewish In Front Of Jewish People.

I Always Had A Running Commentary In My Head That Was Extremely Funny And Off-center, But I Never Said It To Anyone.

People Want Sex Education Out Of The Schools. They Believe Sex Education Causes Promiscuity. Hey, I Took Algebra, But I Never Do Math.

When Women Are Depressed, They Eat Or Go Shopping.

I Read Books That Say If You Want To Keep Sex Hot You Tell A Person What You Want. How Do You Tell 'em You Want Somebody Else?