A Man Who Envies Our Family Is

Romance Is Dead - It Was Acquired In A Hostile Takeover By Hallmark And Disney, Homogenized, And Sold Off Piece By Piece.

It's Not Our Fault Our Generation Has Short Attention Spans, Dad. We Watch An Appalling Amount Of Tv.

A Man Who Envies Our Family Is A Man Who Needs Help.

Do You Know What It's Like To Be The Kind Of Girl That Boys Never Talk To And Then Suddenly, A Boy Talks To You?

Being Myself Didn't Work. Being Someone Else Didn't Work. Maybe I Just Wasn't Meant To Have Friends.