A Man Snatches The First Kiss, Pleads

A Widow Is A Fascinating Being With The Flavor Of Maturity, The Spice Of Experience, The Piquancy Of Novelty, The Tang Of Practiced Coquetry, And The Halo Of One Man's Approval.

Estimated From A Wife's Experience, The Average Man Spends Fully One-quarter Of His Life In Looking For His Shoes.

A Man Snatches The First Kiss, Pleads For The Second, Demands The Third, Takes The Fourth, Accepts The Fifth - And Endures All The Rest.

A Bachelor Has To Have An Inspiration For Making Love To A Woman--a Married Man Needs Only An Excuse.

A Man's Desire For A Son Is Usually Nothing But The Wish To Duplicate Himself In Order That Such A Remarkable Pattern May Not Be Lost To The World.