A Man Says To His Mate: "my

A Traffic Policeman Stops Sister Bridget For Speeding. She Pulls Into The Side Of The Road And Winds Down Her Window. The Officer Walks Round And Starts Undoing His Fly. "oh Dear," She Says, "not The Breathalyser Again."

A Man Up In Front Of A Judge Says "i Don't Recognise This Court." "why Not?" "it's Been Redecorated Since The Last Time I Was Here."

I Am Accusing Him Of Stealing My Best Material, He Was A Very Funny Man.

I Come From A Family Of Musicians. Even The Sewing Machine Is A Singer.

America Has Only 100 Senators For 309 Million People, But Stormont Has 108 Members For 1.7 Million.