In Love, Somehow, A Man's Heart Is

The Chief Excitement In A Woman's Life Is Spotting Women Who Are Fatter Than She Is.

Flattery Is Like Wine, Which Exhilarates A Man For A Moment, But Usually Ends By Going To His Head And Making Him Act Foolishly.

Before Marriage, A Man Will Lie Awake Thinking About Something You Said; After Marriage , He'll Fall Asleep Before You Finish Saying It.

There Are Only Two Kinds Of Men; The Dead And The Deadly.

The Tenderest Spot In A Man's Make-up Is Sometimes The Bald Spot On Top Of His Head.