A Man Marries One Woman To Escape

Wedding: The Point At Which A Man Stops Toasting A Woman And Begins Roasting Her.

For Repeating Themselves From The First Kiss To The Last Sigh, The Average Man's Love Affairs Have History Blushing With Envy.

Love Is A Matter Of Give And Take -- Marriage, A Matter Of Misgive And Mistake.

Love Will Never Be Ideal Until Man Recovers From The Illusion That He Can Be Just A Little Bit Faithful Or A Little Bit Married.

A Man Never Knows How To Say Goodbye; A Woman Never Knows When To Say It.