To A Man, Marriage Means Giving Up

Better A Lively Old Epigram Than A Deadly New One.

Eternity: The Interval Between The Time When A Woman Discovers That A Man Is In Love With Her And The Time When He Finds It Out Himself And Tells Her About It.

A Bachelor Of Arts Is One Who Makes Love To A Lot Of Women, And Yet Has The Art To Remain A Bachelor.

Flirting Is The Gentle Art Of Making A Man Feel Pleased With Himself.

Woman's Love -- A Mirror In Which A Man Beholds Himself Glorified, Magnified And Deified.