Never Trust A Husband Too Far, Nor

Eternity: The Interval Between The Time When A Woman Discovers That A Man Is In Love With Her And The Time When He Finds It Out Himself And Tells Her About It.

Some Women Can Be Fooled All Of The Time, And All Women Can Be Fooled Some Of The Time, But The Same Woman Can't Be Fooled By The Same Man In The Same Way More Than Half Of The Time.

Don't Waste Time Trying To Break A Man's Heart; Be Satisfied If You Can Just Manage To Chip It In A Brand New Place.

Marriage Is The Miracle That Transforms A Kiss From A Pleasure Into A Duty.

It Is As Hard To Get A Man To Stay At Home After You've Married Him As It Was To Get Him To Go Home Before You Married Him.