Never Trust A Husband Too Far, Nor

Falling In Love Consists Merely In Uncorking The Imagination And Bottling The Common Sense.

Before Marriage, A Man Declares That He Would Lay Down His Life To Serve You; After Marriage, He Won't Even Lay Down His Newspaper To Talk To You.

Kissing A Smoker Is Like Licking An Ashtray.

When You See What Some Women Marry, You Realize How They Must Hate To Work For A Living.

A Wise Woman Puts A Grain Of Sugar Into Everything She Says To A Man, And Takes A Grain Of Salt With Everything He Says To Her.