Never Trust A Husband Too Far, Nor

Never Trust A Husband Too Far, Nor A Bachelor Too Near.

Nowadays Love Is A Matter Of Chance, Matrimony A Matter Of Money And Divorce A Matter Of Course.

The Tenderest Spot In A Man's Make-up Is Sometimes The Bald Spot On Top Of His Head.

A Man Is Like A Cat; Chase Him And He Will Run - Sit Still And Ignore Him And He'll Come Purring At Your Feet.

And Verily, A Woman Need Know But One Man Well, In Order To Understand All Men; Whereas A Man May Know All Women And Understand Not One Of Them.