Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.

In Olden Times Sacrifices Were Made At The Altar - A Practice Which Is Still Continued.

The Honeymoon Is Not Actually Over Until We Cease To Stifle Our Sighs And Begin To Stifle Our Yawns.

There Is A Vast Difference Between The Savage And The Civilized Man, But It Is Never Apparent To Their Wives Until After Breakfast.

A Husband Is What Is Left Of A Lover, After The Nerve Has Been Extracted.

Home Is Any Four Walls That Enclose The Right Person.