Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.

When You See What Some Women Marry, You Realize How They Must Hate To Work For A Living.

There Is A Vast Difference Between The Savage And The Civilized Man, But It Is Never Apparent To Their Wives Until After Breakfast.

Some Men Are Born For Matrimony, Some Achieve Matrimony -- But Most Of Them Are Merely Poor Dodgers.

Woman: The Peg On Which The Wit Hangs His Jest, The Preacher His Text, The Cynic His Grouch And The Sinner His Justification.

Some Women Can Be Fooled All Of The Time, And All Women Can Be Fooled Some Of The Time, But The Same Woman Can't Be Fooled By The Same Man In The Same Way More Than Half Of The Time.