A Lot Of Rock Bands Are Truly

Nobody's Going To Get A Hot Dog At My Concert!

I Just Wanted To Be In Show Biz. I Wanted To Make Music And Sing And Dance, Tell Jokes And Stories, Make Ya Smile, Make Ya Cry - And Charge You $ 8.50

The Light You See At The End Of The Tunnel Is The Front Of An Oncoming Train.

They Make This Drink In Brazil Called Cachaca. It's Sugar Can Alcholho. Costs 35 Cents A Quart. One Quart Of That Stuff And You See God. Two Quarts And You Graow A Pair Of Tight Pants And An Electric Guitar.

Audience Participation Should Extend From On-stage To Backstage To Under The Stage