Nobody's Going To Get A Hot Dog

Music Is Like Girlfriends To Me; I'm Continually Astonished By The Choices Other People Make.

You Gotta Learn The Alphabet, Backwards And Forwards. And Then The Choice Is Yours, 'cause Last I Looked, The Bible Is Written In The Same Words, The Exact Same Alphabet, As My Favorite Pornography. Choice Is Yours.

I Think The Two Most Difficult Things To Deal With In Life Are Failure And Success

Music Videos Are Like Girlfriends. I'm Constantly Amazed On What Other People Doing

Music Journalists Love Elvis Costello And Hate Me Because They Look Like Elvis Costello