Nobody's Going To Get A Hot Dog

Van Halen Can Keep Providing The Rain And I'll Keep Providing The Parade.

When I Die, Sprinkle My Ashes Over The 80's.

What's Missing Is The Testosterone. What's Missing Is The Fury. What's Missing Is The Passionate Convicted Commitment. And I Got A Lot Of Mine From My Religious Background. So Y'all Best Stop Imagining The Way Dr. Zorba Looked, Or Some Defenseless Hasidic Jew With A Little Yarmulke On His Head, 'cause That Ain't Here For You.

I'm A Family Oriented Guy; I've Personally Started Four Or Five This Year.

If You Subtracted All Of The Great Artists Who Never Drank, Who Never Went To Excess, You Wouldn't Have Any More Art Left. What Kind Of Poem Are You Gonna Get Out Of A Glass Of Iced Tea?