The Light You See At The End

If You Put A Van Halen Album In Your Record Collection, It Will Melt All The Rest Of Your Records.

Classic Van Halen Made People Want To Dance And F**k. Modern Van Halen Makes You Want To Drink Milk And Drive Foreign Cars.

Van Halen Can Keep Providing The Rain And I'll Keep Providing The Parade.

The World's A Stage, And I Want The Brightest Spot.

You Can Really Bring So Much More To Rock'n'roll. Rock'n'roll Is The Most Accepting, Is The Most Fertile Ground For Creating Hybrid Forms Of Music And Hybrid Forms Of Show, If You Draw From Many, Many Different Wells. It's Just Unfortunate So Many Rock'n'roll Stars Only Bother To Learn How To Play Like Led Zeppelin And/or The Rolling Stones And That's What You Get, Disc After Disc And Show After Show.