The Light You See At The End

Nobody's Going To Get A Hot Dog At My Concert!

Remember, Life Is Just A Game And No One Gets Out Alive

I Know That People Think I'm A Party King; But, Face It, If I Finished The Bottle Every Time I Took A Drink, I Wouldn't Be Able To Do The Aerials I Do Onstage.

Many Of The Critics Have Kids Of Their Own. It Scares The Hell Out Of Them To Think That Their Kids Could Be Anything Remotely Like David Lee Roth.

You Stick Your Head Above The Crowd And Attract Attention And Sometimes Somebody Will Throw A Rock At You. That's The Territory. You Buy The Land, You Get The Indians.