A Lot Of People Say To Me,

Let Me Tell You The Truth: The Truth Is What Is. And What Should Be Is A Fantasy A Terrible, Terrible Lie That Someone Gave The People Long Ago.

Satire Is Tragedy Plus Time.

I Hate Small Towns Because Once You've Seen The Cannon In The Park There's Nothing Else To Do.

You Can't Just Run Out And Start The Car Until Some Cat Invents A Car.

You Got To Pay Your Dues To Get The Joke. Besides, Laughter Is Cheap And Very Portable. If There's A Pogrom, Or They're Blaming You For The Plague, Nothing Is Easier To Pack Than A Sense Of Humor.