A Lot Of People Say To Me,

Never Trust A Preacher With More Than Two Suits.

When You're Eight Years Old, Nothing Is Any Of Your Business.

I've Talked To Biblical Cats, And Neanderthals Who Been Here Since Day One. No One Here Has Even Seen The Big Boss. Ever.

When Earth Gets Good And Crowded, Like 15th Century England, Then Some New Pilgrims Are Gonna Rocket Their Mayflowers To A New Solar System.

I'm Not A Comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.