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A Guy In Greek Armor Drew His Sword And Charged, But Slipped In A Puddle Of Pina Colada.
-Rick Riordan
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A Guy In Greek Armor Drew His
Rick Riordan
A Guy In Greek Armor Drew His Sword And Charged, But Slipped In A Puddle Of Pina Colada.
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