We'll Have To Work On Your Bunny

She'd Also Called Me Brave...unless She Was Talking To The Catfish.

It's Hard To Enjoy Practical Jokes When Your Whole Life Feels Like One.

The World May Need Fixing, But It's Worth Preserving.

He Was Slumped Over, Blood Trickling From The Side Of His Mouth. I Shook His Furry Hip, Thinking, No! Even If You Are Half Barnyard Animal, You're My Best Friend And I Don't Want You To Die!

The Minotaur Unstrapped His Axe And Swung It Around. It Was Beautiful In A Harsh I’m~going~togut~you~like~a~fish Kind Of Way. Each Of Its Twin Blades Was Shaped Like An Omega: Ω—the Last Letter Of The Greek Alphabet. Maybe That Was Because The Axe Would Be The Last Thing His Victims Ever Saw