A Grandmother Pretends She Doesn't Know Who

Housework Is A Treadmill From Futility To Oblivion With Stop-offs At Tedium And Counter Productivity.

Did You Ever Notice That The First Piece Of Luggage On The Carousel Never Belongs To Anyone?

Why Would Anyone Steal A Shopping Cart? It's Like Stealing A Two-year-old.

There Are People Who Put Their Dreams In A Little Box And Say, 'yes, I've Got Dreams, Of Course I've Got Dreams.' Then They Put The Box Away And Bring It Out Once In Awhile To Look In It, And Yep, They're Still There. These Are Great Dreams, But They Never Even Get Out Of The Box. It Takes An Uncommon Amount Of Guts To Put Your Dreams On The Line, To Hold Them Up And Say, 'how Good Or How Bad Am I?' That's Where Courage Comes In.

She's As Funny As A Toothache