I've Exercised With Women So Thin That

My Idea Of 'roughing It' Is When You Have To Have An Extension For Your Electric Blanket.

The Only Reason I Would Take Up Jogging Is So That I Could Hear Heavy Breathing Again.

It's [motherhood] The Biggest On-the-job- Training Program In Existence Today.

Never Order Food In Excess Of Your Body Weight.

Some Say The Antique Syndrome Surfaced To Offset The Newness Of The Land, The Homes, And The Settlers. Some Say The Interest Was Initiated By A Desire To Return To The Roots Of Yesterday. I Contend The Entire Movement To Acquire Antiques Was Born Out Of Sheer Respect Of Things That Lasted Longer Than Fifteen Minutes.