Good Kids Are Like Sunsets. We Take

Who In Their Infinite Wisdom Decreed That Little League Uniforms Be White? Certainly Not A Mother.

Cats Invented Self-esteem.

Let Me Put It This Way. According To My Girth, I Should Be A Ninety-foot Redwood.

Thanks To My Mother, Not A Single Cardboard Box Has Found Its Way Back Into Society. We Receive Gifts In Boxes From Stores That Went Out Of Business Twenty Years Ago.

I Didn't Fight My Way To The Top Of The Food Chain To Be A Vegetarian.