Good Kids Are Like Sunsets. We Take

It's Frightening To Wake Up One Morning And Discover That While You Were Asleep You Went Out Of Style.

Never Loan Your Car To Anyone To Whom You've Given Birth.

Motherhood Is The Second Oldest Profession In The World. It Never Questions Age, Height, Religious Preference, Health, Political Affiliation, Citizenship, Morality, Ethnic Background, Marital Status, Economic Level, Convenience, Or Previous Experience.

It Would Have Been A Wonderful Wedding - Had It Not Been Mine.

No Self-respecting Mother Would Run Out Of Intimidations On The Eve Of A Major Holiday.