You Should Always Live Within Your Income,

Unless We Put Heart And Soul Into Our Labor We But Brutify Our Actions.

Where Religion Is A Trade, Morality Is A Merchandise.

Thrice Is He Armed That Hath His Quarrel Just, But Four Times He Who Gets His Blow In Fust

Sekts And Creeds Ov Religion, Are Like Pocket Compesses, Good Enuff Tu Pinte Out The Direction, But The Nearer The Pole Yu Git Thewuss Tha Wurk.

People Who Have Nothing To Say Are Never At A Loss In Talking.