People Travel To Learn; Most Of Them

A Good Reliable Set Of Bowels Is Worth More To A Man Than Any Quantity Of Brains.

As A General Rule, If You Want To Get At The Truth - Hear Both Sides And Believe Neither.

If You Do Not Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal, Turn Your Attention To Politics And Learn.

As Long As We Are Lucky We Attribute It To Our Smartness; Our Bad Luck We Give The Gods Credit For.

Poverty Is The Step-mother Of Genius.