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Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than Be Out Of A Job It Will Brag Of Its Vices.

As A General Thing, When A Woman Wears The Pants In A Family, She Has A Good Right To Them.

Men Mourn For What They Have Lost; Women For What They Ain't Got.

Waves Are Inspiring Not Because They Rise And Fail, But Because Each Time They Fall. They Never Fail To Rise Again.

Liberty, Like Chastity, Once Lost, Can Never Be Regained In Its Original Purity.