Silence Is A Still Noise.

Tears Are A Good Alterative, But A Poor Diet.

It Is Easier To Be Virtuous Than It Is To Appear So, And It Pays Better.

It Is Better To Know Nothing Than To Know What Ain't So.

Take All The Fools Out Of This World And There Wouldn't Be Any Fun Living In It, Or Profit.

Life Is Like A Mountain: After Climbing Up One Side And Sliding Down The Other, Put Up The Sled.