Those Who Are Entitled To It Get

Never Pretend To Have Money Except When You Are In Straits. The Poor Man Who Pretends To Have A Bank Account Betters His Credit And Takes No Risk. But The Prosperous Individual Who Counts His Money In The Street, Forthwith Will Be Invited To Attend A Charity Bazaar.

Those Who Are Entitled To It Get It Sooner Or Later.

One Smell Of Brimstone Makes The Whole World Kin.

If It Were Not For The Presents, An Elopement Would Be Preferable.

In The City A Funeral Is Just An Interruption Of Traffic; In The Country It Is A Form Of Popular Entertainment.