In The City A Funeral Is Just

A Good Jolly Is Worth What You Pay For It.

Give The People What They Think They Want.

Those Having The Most Time To Devote To A Line Of Endeavor Usually Become The Most Proficient.

Never Try To Get Into Society, So-called. Those Who Try Seldom Get In, And If They Do Edge Through The Portals They Always Feel Clammy And Unworthy When Under The Scrutiny Of The Elect. Sit Outside And Appear Indifferent, And After A While They May Sent For You. If Not, It Will Be Money In Your Pocket.

A Man Never Feels More Important Than When He Receives A Telegram Containing More Than Ten Words.