A Freelance Is One Who Gets Paid

It Is Rather To Be Chosen Than Great Riches, Unless I Have Omitted Something From The Quotation.

If Shakespeare Were Alive Today And Writing Comedy For The Movies, He Would Be The Head-liner For The Mack Sennett Studios.

I Have Tried To Know Absolutely Nothing About A Great Many Things, And I Have Succeeded Fairly Well.

I Do Most Of My Work Sitting Down; That's Where I Shine.

Dachshunds Are Ideal Dogs For Small Children, As They Are Already Stretched And Pulled To Such A Length That The Child Cannot Do Much Harm One Way Or The Other.