Except For An Occasional Heart Attack I

I Have Tried To Know Absolutely Nothing About A Great Many Things, And I Have Succeeded Fairly Well.

All Laughter Is A Muscular Rigidity Spasmodically Relieved By Involuntary Twitching.

If You Look At Eggs, You Will See That Each One Is Almost Round But Not Quite ... Nature's Way Of Distinguishing Eggs From Large Golf Balls.

A Great Many People Have Come Up To Me And Asked How I Manage To Get So Much Work Done And Still Keep Looking So Dissipated.

There Is Probably No More Obnoxious Class Of Citizen, Taken End For End, Than The Returning Vacationist.