A Fool And His Money Are Soon

I Never Expected To See The Day When Girls Would Get Sunburned In The Places They Now Do.

This Country Has Come To Feel The Same When Congress Is In Session As When The Baby Gets Hold Of A Hammer.

Samuel Gompers Has Spent His Life Trying To Keep Labor From Working Too Hard And Has Succeeded Beyond His Wildest Dreams.

Pain Is Such An Uncomfortable Feeling That Even A Tiny Amount Of It Is Enough To Ruin Every Enjoyment.

Take The Diplomacy Out Of War And The Thing Would Fall Flat In A Week.