Horses Raise What The Farmer Eats And

If You Eliminate The Names Of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson And Wilson, Both Conventions Would Get Out Three Days Earlier.

I Haven't Seen A Tractor Working All Day. The Country Has Gone Sane And Got Back To Horses. Farmers All Look Worse, But They Feel Better.

A Remark Generally Hurts In Proportion To Its Truth.

Advertising Is The Art Of Convincing People To Spend Money They Don't Have For Something They Don't Need.

Successful Colleges Will Start Laying Plans For A New Stadium; Unsuccessful Ones Will Start Hunting A New Coach