A Film That Aims Low Should Not

They Know They Got The Tv Ad, They Know They Got The Name Recognition, They Know That They Can Do A Tie In With Mcdonald's Or Some Fast Food Outlet And The Money Is Just Gonna Flow In.

Two Things Are Not Debatable: Eroticism, And Comedy. If You Don't Think It's Sexy, Or Funny, There's No Way I Can Change Your Mind.

As A Critic, I Try Very Hard To Say Exactly What I Think. And In A Medium In Which We Are Well-known For The Binary Thumbs Up And Thumbs Down, I Try To Be Able To Give The Mixed Review. But Most Pictures Fall Into That Middle Ground, So I Wrestle Over Which Way My Thumb Is Going To Turn. It's Not Flip.

There Is A Point When A Personal Opinion Shades Off Into An Error Of Fact.

I Would Rather Turn My Head And Cough Than See Any Part Of 'patch Adams' Again.