I Would Rather Turn My Head And

But You Know, Really, If You Think About It Roger And I And All Critics Really Have One Absolute Essential Part Of Our Credentials And That Is That You Believe That That Is Actually What We Think.

A Film That Aims Low Should Not Be Praised For Hitting That Target.

I Already Shot My Wad On The Protestants!

As A Critic, I Try Very Hard To Say Exactly What I Think. And In A Medium In Which We Are Well-known For The Binary Thumbs Up And Thumbs Down, I Try To Be Able To Give The Mixed Review. But Most Pictures Fall Into That Middle Ground, So I Wrestle Over Which Way My Thumb Is Going To Turn. It's Not Flip.

I Would Rather Turn My Head And Cough Than See Any Part Of 'patch Adams' Again.