A Fallen Lighthouse Is More Dangerous Than

It's Always Darkest Before The Dawn. So If You're Going To Steal Your Neighbor's Newspaper, That's The Time To Do It.

A Fallen Lighthouse Is More Dangerous Than A Reef.

The Gap Between Bat And Pad Is So Much That I Would Have Driven A Car Through It... !!

Wickets Are Like Wives, You Never Know Which Way They Will Turn!

The Third Umpires Should Be Changed As Often As Nappies And For The Same Reason.