Beware Of The Naked Man Who Offers

You Can't Play A Symphony Alone, It Takes An Orchestra To Play It.

Experience Is Like A Comb That Life Gives You When You Are Bald.

The Third Umpires Should Be Changed As Often As Nappies And For The Same Reason.

A Revolutionary Idea Is Usually One With Its Sleeves Rolled Up.

After Marriage, The Other Man's Wife Looks More Beautiful.