A Date Is An Experience You Have

I Had A Job As A Paralegal. I Drove A Cab.

In Those Days, Reserve Duty Lasted For Six Years, Which, I Might Add, Was Three Times As Long As Service In The Regular Army, Although To Be Perfectly Honest, I Was Unable To Fulfill My Entire Obligation Because I Was Taking Acting Classes And They Said I Could Skip My Last Year.

You Write About What You Know.

I Learned The First Night That Ihop's Not The Place To Order Fish.

I Think That For The Most Part, When I Started Doing Comedy, It Had Become Very Commercialized.