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The Best Situation Is Being A Single Parent. The Best Part About Is That You Get Time Off, Too, Because The Kids Are With Their Mom, So It's The Best Of Both Worlds. There's A Lot To Be Said For It.

Sometimes You Have To Wander A Bit, And Do What You Don't Want To In Order To Figure Out What It Is You're Supposed To Do.

I'd Much Rather Be On Stage Talking To A Couple Of Retards For Twenty Bucks Than Sitting At My Desk Thinking Up Jokes For...well Let's Say A Few Dollars More.

Whenever Something Good Happens To Me, It's Usually Followed By Something Terrible.

I Just Wanted Laughs - That's Really What I Was After.