I Don't Like Talking To People I

You Can't Do Anything In Life. The Social Barriers In Life Are So Intense And Horrific That Every Encounter Is Just Fraught With So Many Problems And Dread. Every Social Situation Is A Potential Nightmare.

Women Love A Self-confident Bald Man.

Whenever Something Good Happens To Me, It's Usually Followed By Something Terrible.

I Learned The First Night That Ihop's Not The Place To Order Fish.

No, I Am A Crier And If People Ever Saw Me Privately They Would Be Shocked At What A Bowl Of Mush I Am Underneath It All.