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I'm Not Interested In Closure. Some People Just Have Heart Attacks And Die, Right? There's No Closure.

Sometimes You Have To Rely On Sex And Bodily Functions.

When I Was Living In New York And Didn't Have A Penny To My Name, I Would Walk Around The Streets And Occasionally I Would See An Alcove Or Something. And I'd Think, That'll Be Good, That'll Be A Good Spot For Me When I'm Homeless.

I Wanted To Make A Living, But I Really Was Not Interested In Money At All. I Was Interested In Being A Great Comedian.

A Date Is An Experience You Have With Another Person That Makes You Appreciate Being Alone