A Consultant Is A Guy Who Knows

The Thing That You're Faulted On Today Is Not That You Are Too Tough, Or Not That You Aren't Careful. It's That You Might Have Been Too Soft. People Want That Red Meat Now Because You Have To Keep Up With The Mood And The Mood Today Is Harsh. It Really Is.

I'm Not Trying To Write A Bleak And Blistering Screed Against American Civilization. I'm Writing Something That I Hope Is Fun And Satirical And Full Of Possibility.

A Consultant Is A Guy Who Knows 125 Different Ways To Make Love, But Who Doesn't Know Any Women.

If The Audience Doesn't Like It, Usually They're Just Silent. But They've Never All Walked Out At Once.

If You Call Your Opponent A Politician, It's Grounds For Libel.