A Camel Makes An Elephant Feel Like

The Greatest Responsibility Is Your Children. If My Children Turned Out Badly, I'd Feel That Nothing I Had Done Was Worthwhile.

[on Hillary Rodham Clinton:] She Always Looks So Adorable, And She's Intrepid; She's The Biggest Bargain America Ever Got, Bigger Than That Louisiana Purchase From My French Friends.

Being Away From Home Gave Me A Chance To Look At Myself With A Jaundiced Eye

I Want To Live My Life, Not Record It.

If School Days Are The Happiest Days Of Your Life, I'm Hanging Myself With My Skip-rope Tonight.