Sex Is A Bad Thing Because It

I Want To Live My Life, Not Record It.

Once You Can Express Yourself, You Can Tell The World What You Want From It. All The Changes In The World, For Good Or Evil, Were First Brought About By Words.

Being A Reporter Seems A Ticket Out To The World.

Sex Is A Bad Thing Because It Rumples The Clothes.

I Think The Best Thing I Can Do Is To Be A Distraction. A Husband Lives And Breathes His Work All Day Long. If He Comes Home To More Table Thumping, How Can The Poor Man Ever Relax?