If You Want Things To Be Right,

The River Of Sludge Will Go On And On. It Isn't About Me.

If School Days Are The Happiest Days Of Your Life, I'm Hanging Myself With My Skip-rope Tonight.

A Newspaper Reported I Spend $30,000 A Year Buying Paris Clothes And That Women Hate Me For It. I Couldn't Spend That Much Unless I Wore Sable Underwear.

If You Bungle Raising Your Children, I Don't Think Whatever Else You Do Matters Very Much.

When Harvard Men Say They Have Graduated From Radcliffe, Then We've Made It.