A Lollipop Is A Cross Between Hard

I've Never Been To A Hotel With A Rotating Restaurant On Top, But One Time I Took My Girlfriend To A Merry-go-round, And I Gave Her A Burrito.

I'm Always On The Road, And I Drive Rental Cars. Sometimes I Don't Know What's Going On With The Car, And I'll Drive For Ten Miles With The Emergency Brake On. That Doesn't Say A Lot For Me, But It Doesn't Say A Lot For The Emergency Brake. What Kind Of Emergency Is This? I Need To Not Stop Now. It's Not Really An Emergency Brake, It's An Emergency Make-the-car-smell-funny Lever.

I'm A Hard Act To Follow, Because When I'm Done, I Take The Microphone With Me.

I Bought Myself A Parrot, But It Did Not Say "i'm Hungry", And So It Died.

Sometimes I Get Really Lonely. Especially When I'm Throwing A Frisbee.