A Bureaucrat Is An Official Who Is

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With A Braggart, It's No Sooner Done Than Said.

A Compromise Is A Settlement By Which Each Side Gets What Neither Side Wanted.

A Corporation Has All The Powers And Privileges Of An Individual: All It Lacks Is A Conscience.

The Best Way To Make A Long Story Short Is To Stop Listening.