Times Change: It Was Once The Custom

If You Want To Know How Little Your Dignity Is Worth, Take It To The Pawnbroker.

A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

The Difference Between Two Men Is Usually A Woman.

Some People Blow Their Top, But All People Blow Their Bottom.