Times Change: It Was Once The Custom

It Takes Far More Courage To Violate A Custom Than A Law.

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.

Conceit Is A Disease That The Doctors Got No Cure They've Done A Lot Of Research On It But What It Is, They're Still Not Sure.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.

Anger Is The Feeling That Makes Your Mouth Work Faster Than Your Mind.