A Better You Means A Better Universe.

My Spiritual Journey Has Been A Good Kind Of Thing I've Been On. I Guess Some People Would Say I'm Obsessed With It, But In A Really Good Way. It's Just Enjoyable. I Don't Really Have Crazy Obsessions About Things.

I've Tried Everything. I've Done Therapy, I've Done Colonics. I Went To A Psychic Who Had Me Running Around Town Buying Pieces Of Ribbon To Fill The Colors In My Aura. Did The Prozac Thing.

I've Always Believed That You Can Funnel Good Things Toward Yourself By Thinking Positiviely.

If I Had Never Ventured Beyond Being A Stand-up Comic, Then I Would Be Sitting In My House Today Working On My Leonardo Dicaprio Impression.

I Discovered A New Thing In The Lord's Prayer That Kind Of Hit Me. "on Earth As It Is Heaven" To Me It Means Whatever You Take Out Into The World Is What You're Going To Draw Out. Like Those Days When You're All Yang And No Yin, And You're Fighting With People Inside, And You Can't Calm Yourself Down, And Suddenly You're Pulled Over By The Cops. Everything Goes Wrong In The Same Day Because You Created It. So, If You Get Heaven Within You, It'll Be All Around You. If Hell Is Within You, It'll Be Around You. It's Always Created Here First.