Compassion Is The Currency That Leads To

I Have Spiritual Beliefs That I Could Literally Go Out And Make An Entire Comedy Routine About, And Tour As Some Sort Of Spiritual Guru, But It Kind Of Goes Against That [as] I Actually Believe The Things, So I'm Always Kind Of Caught In The Middle.

I've Tried Everything. I've Done Therapy, I've Done Colonics. I Went To A Psychic Who Had Me Running Around Town Buying Pieces Of Ribbon To Fill The Colors In My Aura. Did The Prozac Thing.

Green Eggs And Ham Was The Story Of My Life. I Wouldn't Eat A Thing When I Was A Kid, But Dr. Seuss Inspired Me To Try Cauliflower!

My Career Has Been In A Weird Kind Of Like Low-flying Under The Radar-kind Of Place. I Never Made It On "saturday Night Live" Where All My Friends Did.

Behind Every Great Man Is A Woman Rolling Her Eyes.