Compassion Is The Currency That Leads To

Life Is An Ordeal, Albeit An Exciting One, But I Wouldn't Trade It For The Good Old Days Of Poverty And Obscurity.

I Have Spiritual Beliefs That I Could Literally Go Out And Make An Entire Comedy Routine About, And Tour As Some Sort Of Spiritual Guru, But It Kind Of Goes Against That [as] I Actually Believe The Things, So I'm Always Kind Of Caught In The Middle.

If You've Got A Talent, Protect It.

I Wanted To Be A Veterinarian For About A Week Of My Life When I Was A Kid. But I Found Out About The Whole Euthanasia Thing And I Said, I Can't Commit To That, Sorry!

Any1 Who Would Run Out To Buy An Assault Rifle After The Newtown Massacre Has Very Little Left In Their Body Or Soul Worth Protecting. ;^