A Balanced Diet Is A Cookie In

I Don't Want To Spend My Life Not Having Good Food Going Into My Pie Hole. That Hole Was Made For Pies.

It’s Just What They Are — They’re Jokes…most Jokes Are About Jewish People, Rednecks, Black Folks…i Can’t Determine What Offends Another Person.

I Know I Can Cook, But The Place Where I Cook... It's A Mess! I'm Very Disorganized.

I Don't Care What The Haters And Naysayers Say. If They Make Jokes About Me, I'll Laugh Because They'll Probably Be Funny.

You Don't Want To Make A Steady Diet Of Just Lettuce. You Don't Want To Make A Steady Diet Of Fried Chicken.