I Know I Can Cook, But The

It's Amazing How Good Getting Up And Moving Makes You Feel.

Well What I Would Really Like Is A Bunch Of Little N***ers To Wear Long-sleeve White Shirts, Black Shorts And Black Bow Ties. You Know, In The Shirley Temple Days, They Used To Tap Dance Around. Now, That Would Be A True Southern Wedding Wouldn't It? But We Can't Do That Because The Media Would Be On Me About That.

Growing Up, I Had A Very Busy Social Life. It Wasn't Until I Was A Sophomore In High School That I Asked Mama If I Could Come Into The Kitchen And Have Her Teach Me How To Cook Something.

Love Is Blind, But Marriage Is A Real Eye-opener.

I Don't Want To Spend My Life Not Having Good Food Going Into My Pie Hole. That Hole Was Made For Pies.