American-style Iced Tea Is The Perfect Drink

American-style Iced Tea Is The Perfect Drink For A Hot, Sunny Day. It's Never Really Caught On In The Uk, Probably Because The Last Time We Had A Hot, Sunny Day Was Back In 1957.

Mostly I Sit At Home In The Evenings Watching The Box And Hoping That One Day I'll Evolve Into Plankton.

Telling Lies Is A Bit Like Tiling Bathrooms - If You Don't Know How To Do It Properly, It's Best Not To Try.

In Spite Of Really Intense Competition For The Job, I'm Still My Own Worst Enemy.

The Best Definition Of An Immortal Is Someone Who Hasn't Died Yet.